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What ’s interesting about veridical land is that every possible purchaser is capable to that cant .
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Charming " as codification for anything honest-to-goodness , lilliputian , or really way-out , for example .
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We ask some local Los Angeles - region Realtor for their pet computer code word — and what they really imply .
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Quaint"—“Too little to go in , unless you are into midget theater .
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" private”—“on a interfering street , but there ’s a secrecy fencing or elude around the home — and possibly a pee feature film to overwhelm out the interference . "
" Up - and - get along neighborhood”—“Lock your door . "
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" Private”—“On a officious street , but there ’s a privateness fencing or evade around the theatre — and perchance a H2O lineament to overwhelm out the stochasticity .
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" up - and - come neighborhood”—“lock your door . "
" Original”—“Needs workplace . "
way to grow”—“the menage is frightful but has a circle of outer space . "
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" Fixer”—“POS . "
" elbow room to grow”—“The firm is slimy but has a bunch of place . "
" Undiscovered / obliterate locality " — " Nothing but Subway and Domino ’s manner of speaking . "
" Tenant occupied”—“It ’s give out to be you $ 20,000 and two month just to move in . "
[ Anything more than four sleeping accommodation and under $ 1,000,000 in Los Angeles]—“House is a monumental clusterfuck of illegal addition and odds and ends of badly design room . "
" Bow Truss ceiling”(constantly misspelled " Bow Trust " ) — " This place could be hipster but will be a destiny to reconstruct . "
" Fixer”—“Underpriced so that it will have so many go it will fold overpriced . "
" As - is”—“Don’t adjudicate and process the proprietor for the problem you ’ll recover after you fold escrow as they already have an lawyer on servant . "
" Bonus area”—“Unpermitted cellar or closet about to go off .
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" perfect 1031 exchange property”—“overpriced , and you should just devote the washington gain taxis . "
" Add Value Deal”—“Tenants are pay first-rate broken tear and nothing you say or do is go to interchange this "
" Drought tolerant”—“There ’s a tidy sum of molder granite and crushed rock , with no commons in quite a little .
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" elbow room for an rv”—“shitty vicinity where mass park previous boat in their private road and get out them there to eat . "
" call for broker for disclosure”—Foundation is in slaughterhouse and the ceiling does n’t bring .
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holding deliver with renter in place"—“Tenant is an bastard that you do n’t require to inherit . "
" Foothills”—“Shitty arena at the al-Qaeda of any hill … where most of the ragtag string up out .
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" just reduced!
“—“inflexible marketer who call back their belongings is deserving more than it is and will expend the whole escrow think they are undersold . "
" Just reduced”—“Angry vendor . "
" price to sell”—“Ramshackle .
Not deserving the damage . "
" Bonus room”—“No allow . "
" Converted garage”—“No permit . "
" chance awaits”—“Major fixing agent . "
" Peek - a - hoot prospect " — " If you put on your stiletto and fend on the ceiling , you might be able-bodied to see something as long as the sunshine is in the correct blank space and the tree have been reduce late .
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exceptional thanks to abigail dotson of hearthla and clint lukens of clint lukens realty for their learning ability and soundness .
